The ad reads: I have a free vintage couch with good bones, but my dogs have destroyed it. There are holes in the cushions, side back, and the seat under the cushions. It also smells. If you'd like it for an upholstery project, sturdy springs, to set on fire, or whatever---come and get it. It's going to the dump tomorrow.
I think that those dogs think that the "good bones" are buried inside of the couch itself!
Until next time,
x's and o's,