1. I love this guy.
2. Yes, we all talk like this here.
3. Most likely, there is something like this under my house. You just know it.
4. "The Original Man Cave" = brilliant. I wish this guy had his own HGTV show. He's a hoot. I'd gladly trade Candice Olson for him.
5. I've been interviewed on the news before and the tongue does easily get away from a person. I'm sure he didn't mean that the bad thing about the sink hole was that it opened up after his wife left the vicinity. Surely.
Until next time,
x's and o's,